Pokemon Sex Toys Are Here To Make You ‘Pokemoan’


The Pokemon Go craze doesn’t seem to be dying down anytime soon. So, it only made sense for Australian couple Emma and Josh, owners of Geeky Sex Toys, to create their own line of Pokemon themed sex toys to cash in.

Called “Pokémoan,” this new line of silicone sex toys bares the likeness of Pokémon favorites: Squirtle, Bulbasaur, Charmander, and of course Pikachu. The Pikachu toy is a butt-plug called “Piky,” while the others – “Squirty,” “Bulby,” and “Charmy” – are dildos specially designed to poké you in all the right places (see what I did there?)


The sex toys are perfect for anyone who wants to be a Pokémon master in the gym and in the bedroom. But, keep in mind, each Pokémoan has specific sexual powers – so choose wisely:


▼ Squirty – “A water Pokémoan. Squirty has a smooth round head with a large grooved turtle shell on its back. Its bubbly head measures 4cm wide whilst his body measures 6cm wide and 14cm tall.”


▼ Bulby – “A grass type Pokémoan. Bulby has a large seed tip making it a very pleasurable friend to have. It’s seed is 5cm wide and 4cm tall and its body is 16cm tall and 3.5cm wide.”


▼ Charmy – “A slightly thinner, fire type Pokémoan with a flaming tail. Standing 18cm tall and 4cm wide at its widest point Charmy gives intense orgasms everywhere it goes.”


▼ Piky – “This small electric type anal Pokémoan is a perfect size for the average Pokémoan trainer. Piky is an extremely cute yet essential addition to your team. Its insertable size is 2.5cm wide by 4cm tall and his tail is 8cm long.”



Emma and Josh say their goal is to “change the stigma around adult toys by re-imagining them in a fun and nerdy way.” They believe “a sex toy shouldn’t just be a tool to get you off – it should be fun, entertaining, and visually pleasing (as well as physically pleasing).”

Each sex toy costs $69, apart from ‘Piky’, which is $50. Or, if you ‘gotta catch ’em all,’ you can buy all 4 for $199 at Geeky Sex Toys.

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